matchy/matchy/cogs/strings.py

"""
All the possible strings for things that matchy can say
Some can be selected randomly to give the bot some flavor
"""
from matchy.util import randomised, datetime_as_discord_time, format_list
from matchy.state import AuthScope


# Acknowledge something
@randomised
def acknowledgement(m): return [
    f"Roger roger {m}!",
    f"Sure thing {m}!",
    f"o7 {m}!",
    f"Yessir {m}!",
    f"Bork {m}!",
]


@randomised
def user_added(c): return [
    f"Added you to {c}!",
    f"You've joined the matchee list on {c}!",
    f"Awesome, great to have you on board in {c}!",
    f"Bark bork bork arf {c} bork!",
]


@randomised
def user_leave(m): return [
    f"No worries {m}. Come back soon :)",
    f"That's cool {m}. Home you'll be back some day",
    f"Cool cool {m}. Be well!",
    f"Byeeee {m}!",
]


@randomised
def paused(t): return [
    f"Paused you until {datetime_as_discord_time(t)}!",
    f"You've been paused until {datetime_as_discord_time(t)}! Bork!",
    f"Okie dokie you'll be unpaused at {datetime_as_discord_time(t)}!",
    f"Bork bork bork arf {datetime_as_discord_time(t)}! Arf bork arf arf.",
]


@randomised
def active_matchees(ms): return [
    f"There are {len(ms)} active matchees:\n{format_list(ms)}",
    f"We've got {len(ms)} matchees here!\n{format_list(ms)}",
]


@randomised
def paused_matchees(ms): return [
    f"There are {len(ms)} paused matchees:\n{format_list(ms)}",
    f"Only {len(ms)} matchees are paused:\n{format_list(ms)}",
]


@randomised
def scheduled(next, n): return [
    f"""A match is scheduled at {datetime_as_discord_time(next)} \
with {n} members per group""",
    f"""There'll be a match at {datetime_as_discord_time(next)} \
with min {n} per group""",
    f"""At {datetime_as_discord_time(next)} I'll match \
groups of minimum {n}""",
]


@randomised
def no_scheduled(): return [
    "There are no matchees in this channel and no scheduled matches :(",
    "This channel's got nothing, bork!",
    "Arf bork no matchees or schedules here bark bork",
]


@randomised
def need_matcher_scope(): return [
    f"You'll need the '{AuthScope.MATCHER}' scope to do this",
    f"Only folks with the '{AuthScope.MATCHER}' scope can do this",
]


@randomised
def scheduled_success(d, cadence): return [
    f"Done :) Next run will be at {datetime_as_discord_time(d)} and every {cadence} week(s) after",
    f"Woohoo! Scheduled for {datetime_as_discord_time(d)} plus each {cadence} week(s) after",
    f"Yessir, will do a matcho every {cadence} week(s), first one is {datetime_as_discord_time(d)}",
    f"Arf Arf! Bork bork bark {datetime_as_discord_time(d)} berk {cadence} week(s) arf",
]


@randomised
def cancelled(): return [
    "Done, all scheduled matches cleared in this channel!",
    "See ya later schedulaters",
    "Okie dokey, schedule cleared",
]


@randomised
def nobody_to_match(): return [
    "Nobody to match up :(",
    "Arf orf... no matchees found...",
    "Couldn't find any matchees in this channel, sorry!",
]


@randomised
def generated_groups(g): return [
    f"Roger! I've generated example groups for ya:\n\n{g}",
    f"Sure thing! Some example groups:\n\n{g}",
    f"Yessir! The groups might look like:\n\n{g}",
]


@randomised
def click_to_match(): return [
    "Click the button to match up groups and send them to the channel.",
    "Bonk the button to do a match.",
    "Arf borf bork button bark press bork",
]


@randomised
def need_matcher_to_post(): return [
    f"""You'll need the '{AuthScope.MATCHER}' \
scope to post this to the channel, sorry!""",
    f"""You can't send this to the channel without \
the '{AuthScope.MATCHER}' scope.""",
]


@randomised
def reminder(): return [
    """Arf arf! just a reminder I'll be doin a matcherino in here in T-24hrs!
Use /join if you haven't already, or /pause if you want to skip a week :)""",
    """Bork! In T-24hrs there'll be a matchy match in this channel
Use /join to get in on the fun, or /pause need to take a break!""",
    """Woof! Your friendly neighbourhood matchy reminder here for tomorrow!
Make sure you're /pause'd if you need to be, or /join in ASAP!""",
]


@randomised
def thread_reminder(): return [
    "Hey friends, just checking in! No worries if you're too busy this week",
    "Bork bork, quick reminder in case y'all forgot!",
    "Hey matchees, how's your week going?",
    "Hey everyone, don't forget to check in with eachother!",
    "Quick friendly nudge, how're you all doing?",
]


@randomised
def matching(): return [
    "Matchy is matching matchees...",
    "Matchy is matching matchees!",
    "Matchy is doin a match!",
    "Matchy Match!",
]


@randomised
def matching_done(): return [
    "That's all folks, happy matching and remember - DFTBA!",
    "Aaand that's it, enjoy and vibe, you've earned it!",
    "Until next time frendos.",
]


@randomised
def matched_up(ms): return [
    f"Matched up {format_list(ms)}!",
    f"Hey {format_list(ms)}, have a good match!",
    f"Ahoy {format_list(ms)}, y'all be good :)",
    f"Sweet! {format_list(ms)} are a group!",
    f"Arf arf {format_list(ms)} bork bork arf!",
    f"{format_list(ms)}, y'all are the best!",
    f"{format_list(ms)}, DFTBA!",
]


@randomised
def thread_title(ms): return [
    f"{format_list(ms)}",
]


@randomised
def added_schedule(m): return [
    f"{m} added a match to this channel!"
    f"A matchy run was scheduled by {m}."
    f"{m} scheduled a match in here :)"
]


@randomised
def scheduled_matches(): return [
    "Current scheduled matches are:"
    "I've got these scheduled matches right now:"
]